Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? Good job, Einstein.' I don't think we're honoring that man properly by using his name in vain in parking lots.
I have a friend who swears by food combinations - have you heard of this nonsense? It's just the combinations of how you put the food together.' And then her examples are like, 'You wouldn't want to eat steak and potatoes together, but you could have, like, a lemon rind and raisin skins - not the whole raisin, take the skins and steam them.' They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius.
She writes about film and television, and edits the Weekend section. ' Even people in the industry suggest that if people don't laugh it's not funny. Even if I'm taking a walk alone, and I think of a joke, it's funny.
Molly was born and raised in Philadelphia, where she spent a lot of time sitting too close to the television screen. You can't go out into the middle of the woods and tell jokes. A second person may not know about it, but it's still funny. I found out about you through other comedians who sang your praises as the "comedians' comedian." I'm uncomfortable with that term. Maybe other comedians notice that and say, 'Here's a guy who likes what he does.' That will sell tickets: Brian Regan is OK!
" "I know he's got a new driver" "How is that possible that wouldn't come up? " "The hundred and fifty marker's there, probably about a hundred and thirty-five.
It's the first time I'd seem him since the divorce. " "I don't know" "I thought you went golfing with Gary today" "I did" "And you don't know how he's doing? " "I don't know." "Were you two in the same golf cart? You were in the same golf cart for four hours and you don't if he's dating anyone?
It might not be funny to a second person, but you can't take away the fact that it made someone laugh.I dare anyone not to laugh when seeing his expression responding to a waiter at a fancy restaurant telling him he made an excellent choice.Obviously this is hard to transcribe, but it’s not like Regan isn’t an extremely polished joke teller – he is. ”) As a special treat, I’ll quote here my favorite extended story that had me laughing for three straight minutes and which just won’t be properly represented in just text. " Inventions intrigue me, I was reading about the Walkie Talkie and I read it was a military inventions, that surprised me, usually military stuff has strong names you know Apache Helicopter, Tomahawk missile. " Well it's a new communication device that's untethered which will enable the troops to speak effectively when they're in the field. I’ve enjoyed Brian Regan’s standup comedy for at least a decade but seeing him in person gave me a new perspective on his work.